May God forgive me for reminding people of the following 100 atrocities against cinema. Don't look at the order as rankings so much as a list. "Battlefield Earth" is a legitimate contender for worst film of all time, but I would not go so far as to say that "Alone in the Dark" is really a superior film compared to "Swept Away" or "Gigli" to any quantifiable degree.
"They're all TERRIBLE!".
So, without further ado.
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The Sean Chandler WORST 100 Films of All Time:
1. Battlefield Earth
2. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
3. The Hottie & the Nottie4. Glitter
5. Epic Movie
6. Swept Away
7. Gigli
8. Disaster Movie
9. I Know Who Killed Me
10. Troll 2
11. Howard the Duck
12. Meet the Spartans
13. Alone in the Dark
14. The Adventures of Pluto Nash
15. Freddy Got Fingered
16. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
17. House of the Dead
18. Bratz
19. Daddy Day Camp
20. Marcy X
21. The Creeping Terror
22. Leonard Part Six
23. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
24. Mac and Me
25. From Justin to Kelly
26. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
27. Master of Disguise
28. 3 Strikes
29. Plan 9 From Outer Space
30. Cabin Boy
31. Witless Protection
32. Jaws: The Revenge
33. Twisted
34. Kazaam
35. Roberto Benigni’s Pinocchio
36. Wild, Wild West
37. The Guyver
38. Old Dogs
39. John Tucker Must Die
40. Cats and Dogs
41. Ishtar
42. Big Momma’s House 2
43. Norbit
44. Man-Thing
45. Street Fighter
46. Crossroads
47. Save the Last Dance
48. Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
49. Are We There Yet
50. Wolf
51. End of Days
52. Dead Silence
53. The Happening
54. Catwoman
55. Monkeybone
56. Bring It On Again
57. Tomcats
58. Bless the Child
59. 88 Minutes
60. Kickin’ It Old School
61. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
62. House of Wax
63. Basic Instinct 2
64. Son of the Mask
65. One Missed Call
66. Resident Evil: Apocalypse
67. Rollerball
68. Batman and Robin
69. Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde (yes, “Ms.”)
70. Spider-Man 3
71. Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
72. Aeon Flux
73. Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle
74. The Pacifier
75. Dumb and Dumberer
76. Reindeer Games
77. Labor Pains
78. Captain America (1990)
79. Superman IV
80. Envy
81. The Avengers (1998)
82. Ghost Rider
83. Deck the Halls
84. Darkness
85. Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
86. Codename: The Cleaner
87. Delta Farce
88. Bloodrayne
89. Book of Shadows: The Blair Witch Project 2
90. The Haunting
91. Fear Dot Com
92. The 13th Warrior
93. Ticks (replacing "Demolition Man", thanks to David Frost)
94. Surviving Christmas
95. Drag Me to Hell
96. The Postman
97. Scary Movie 3
98. Van Helsing
99. The World According to Garp
100. Ray
101. Clash of the Titans (2010)
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